粮店最新美文:
椰菜君马上想起《笑林广记》里面的一个笑话:
七月儿
有怀孕七个月即产一儿者,其夫恐养不大,遇人即问。一日,与友谈及此事,友曰:“这个月无妨,我家祖亦是七个月出世的。”其人错愕问曰:“若是这等说,令祖后来毕竟养得大否?”
爹谱系,妈谱系,爷爷谱系,奶奶谱系,外公谱系,外婆谱系,生出一个谱系娃子,急需送到粮店接受最科学的RICE干预,方才能变成正常娃子,上小学,读初中,升高中,考大学,找工作,谈恋爱,娶老婆,生娃子。。。
这爹妈爷奶公婆,从来没有在粮店科学干预过,后来毕竟上过学、找工作、结婚生子否?
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Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers!
I see in your eyes...the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of Men fails...
when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.
But it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and shattered shields...
when the age of Men comes crashing down.
But it is not this day.
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth...
I bid you stand, Men of the West!
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